Monday, November 14
Brrrrrr.......
Sleeping alone fucking sucks...how the hell does one stay warm? I was single before and didn't notice how cold it was then, so what the hell is going on? It's so cold I've started wearing clothes to bed, jammie pants, long sleeved shirts and last night even socks. Crap pretty soon i am going to get nubs on my sheets from wearing clothes to bed. I hate going to bed these days, I stay up half the night to avoid it, brrrrr.....
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hot water bottles in the shape of a man?
Even better...how about a hot water bottle in the shape of a penis, that would take care of the other thing i'm not yet used to going without...ha ha ha
Lets try to think of the positives here:
1. You can sleep verticle in the bed. (i always treasue the memory of verticle sleeping, but that could just be me)
2.
im so sorry, thats all I could come up with, no I feel like an ass.
Remindes me of a story though.
One time My best friend and I were at a party with a whole bunch of people that we used to go to school with, and this one guy that we were actually pretty mean to because , frankly, he was an ass hole, walks in wearing sunglasses... at night, in a pretty dimly lit affair and Ashley shouts across the Room catching everyones attention of course
"HEY METZGER- what the hells with the shades? it a little too sunny in here for you?? Chuckle chuckle. and she looks around for that approving chuckle and smile of the other guests, no one laughs.. he replies:
"Actually I took a nail gun to the eye in a work accident which has ruined my vision."
and Ashley replies so somber...
"whow, and arent I complete ass?"
hahahaha. MAYBE you had to be there ... but let me tell you, it was funny, and completey imbarassing for her, so lets all take comfort in her un-comfort.
im sorry for that story too.
im gonna... go....
i had no idea you had a blog, I never clicked on your name before, but here I am, let the horns play.
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