The Good Wife

These are actual excerpts taken from Housekeeping monthly. There were many good tips but due to space and/or boredom limitations I just chose my faves.

Late Night Thoughts

You know the one where you go to bed and instead of sleeping, all you can do is think? This happens to me an awful lot, in fact this is when i get some of my most brilliant ideas of all time. Like last night for example, i spent about 2 hours thinking and this was my big revelation.....
Sleeping and shitting are very similar, that is, if you wait long enough, eventually it happens.

OK Kenny G. was just a bad idea

I tihnk i leanred my lessne.

for no good reason

How could I forget this?

I missed this crazy roller coaster of a ride in my recent top trip list. How silly of me, this was something Nicki and I were supposed to do last time we were in Vegas, but Nicki was all-of-a-sudden mysteriously very ill and didn't want to go. It was fun but gross...one of those things you are glad you did, but wished you hadn't. Look closely at the photo and you will see the kooky track running all around the buildings.