Goin to Utah?

So, a trip to Utah has been proposed....not without hardship and jealousy about how nasty little Jenn gets to go to concerts and out for beer even though she has no money. So why you ask would I even want to go on a trip with someone who feels this way about me? Or maybe you are thinking, wow isn't that area of Utah really close to Las Vegas, and is it fair that dirty little Jenn gets to go to Vegas AGAIN, twice in the same year? Well, it's like this...I love to travel, I love badlands and rocks and canyons, and I love a man that I hate, sooooo....Of course I will go on a trip to Vegas and the badlands of Utah, even though I have no money and this trip is with a man that I love and hate. Does anyone feel sorry for me yet? If this is pulling at your heart strings and you would somehow like to help (ahem...$), then please leave your email address and I will contact you on details of how to donate to this worthy cause...Thank you, and oh yeah, here is just a taste of what I will be experiencing on this agonizing journey.

Hailey Jones Soda Pop

Look what I did, I entered this photo in a contest to be put on a bottle of Jones soda. I thought it was appropriate, seeing as he is a Jones and all. So if you want to vote on it go to jonessoda.com and look under the title haircut, you should find it there.

Hey Mama those Peas are HOT!

Yes indeed, and what an action packed show it was. Not only is
Fergie smokin hot, but she can sing like a mother f**ker too. So much energy and pizazz...wow, the show was a musical marvel.

The morning after "Will"

Not to be confused with the morning after pill of course....So I woke up from a hot sweaty nap yesterday to a surprise invite to go see big Willie live. Of course it would be highly unlikely for me to refuse a free concert so, off we went. He played all the old faves and sounded just like Willie Nelson should. Not bad for a 72? year old guy, all the grey haired folks in the crowd clapped their little hearts out and every now and and even stood up to show their love. Add it to the list of great shows I'm glad to have seen. Maybe one of these days I'll dig into the ol' memory bank to compose a list of all shows i've seen.

aaaawwwhhhh

Movie Review Time....So if you know it you've probably seen the movie "Napoleon Dynamite". It's kind of funny, the general opinion seems to be that the actual movie was pretty lame, BUT...the mockery and discussions that follow afterwards can be pretty damn funny.

Jody and Azaria

I know this blog is usually filled with filthy smut, but.....today is a new day. This is my friend Jody and her new baby Azaria, aren't they beautiful? I really can't wait to meet this little babe, can't wait to see Jody again either.

I'll make everything bitter, don't you worry

So I'm feeling a little pessimistic about all this. All what you ask, well I'll tell you then, I said. Nothing really I said, it's just that I don't really understand why boys and girls are so different, that's all. So you said, "what should we do about it?" Nothing, just love.

Happy Birthday Mom!

Today is my fabulous-but-kind-of-wacky Mom's birthday. Now if I was to share her age with the world, she would probably be quite pissed at me. So instead I decided to post something just for her. She likes Elvis, not only that, but this guy has a bod a lot like my step-dad's so.....Happy Birthday MOM!

I pity the fool..

I pity the fool that looks at this blog without commenting.

Together Forever

It's all for you Tabb, enjoy, relish it, I made it myself.

Happy Fricken Canada Day

So another Canada day is upon us and boy, what a lovely day it is. Last night was the greatest canada day eve ever. Nicki and I ended up leaving partners bar and grill (we loved this bar and grill) with a really cool family that we met playing pool. Yep, they just invited us home with them because they thought we were great. So we went, and what fun we had, with Raymous on guitar, playing on demand, learning as he went, playing whatever we felt like singing at that moment....wow, singing solo loud and proud for a room full of strangers, anyways, it felt great. The gang consisted of: Raymous-the mexican stepdad
Sandy-aka "Tanga" the beautiful and so nice lady
Andy- the 25 year old, nephew of sandy, stepson of Raymous
Doris and Rose- lesbian friends of the family
Margaret-aka"Mugs"the mom of Andy,wife of Raymous&sister of Sandy
"Cheech"-sister of Sandy, Margaret and Bert, Aunt to Andy
Bert-brother of Sandy, Margaret and "Cheech"
John and Mona-?friends of the family
Gay man-what was his name, never did find out
Yes, what a night it was