Becoming a non-smoker

Well this is it....I have thus far been a non-smoker for 8 1/2 hours. I'm not sure I like feeling so empty, it's like a huge part of me is being denied. I have felt worse when trying to quit before, this time the anxiety seems to have fucked off and it's all about mild sporadic little headaches and oh yeah, if I was a smoker I would smoke now, but i'm not so I won't kinda feelings. I've tricked myself by setting the date for July 4th and deciding yesterday that when my pack was done, so am I. So far it's working, although Jessie just brought me a smoke, likely from a neighbor, which is sitting menacingly in front of me, begging me to suck it off, ahem, I mean smoke it....shit this is going to be tough. I need a group of friends that don't smoke to hang out with, what DO non-smoker do for fun anyways? Anyone notice the variety of mood swings within this little blog? Imagine what's going on in my head right now....

My Dad

So this is my dad, he died when I was almost 8. I look at these old pictures and I think, wow, what a sweet looking man. I never knew him when he looked like this, but I see myself and that devilish look in the eye and I know, I know.

My First Flight

This one's for you Nicola, you know who you are.

life is like that

Yeah, for no good reason.

Kitty Cat Dance

Holy Jesus, I think I managed to set up this stupidly amusing dancing cat video. Now, normally I don't care for anything like this but for some reason, I can't get enough of this damn cute cat. It's the song...you may find it stupid, or possibly addicting but click
here to see for yourself. When you get there, just hit play and voila.

Holy Shit, It's Friday

To think, I almost let good ol' Friday slip by without a t-shirt. I found a new website that is loaded with flavourful goodness, t-shirts for all tastes.

First a silly cute one



Next, a cute kind of dirty one



A good T for finding a date...



And finally, the grand finale to a week of good t-shirts..



Well that wraps up the theme of the week, stay tuned for upcoming attractions.

Happy Thursday Y'all

I am feeling generous this morning, that and I thought these were all great and couldn't decide which one to pick. By the way Nicki, one said.."Jesus is my homeboy" and the other said "Vagitarian".

A Celebrational T for Wednesday

Of course this is fitting for today, and even if it wasn't, it would still be funny.

SWEET!!!

I just got my acceptance letter into the funeral director and embalmer's course starting this fall!!!!!!! Like i said...STAY GOLDEN BABES!!!

Stay Golden Baby Tuesday's t-shirt

According to Websters....Golden-1.made of or containg gold 2.bright-yellow 3.very valuable; excellent 4.flourishing
All of which would be ok, well except for maybe being bright-yellow...hmmm
I am well aware this t could be horribly misconstrued, but i am willing to take the risk. Let's take a look at some of the golden things in our world, shall we.
:the golden gate bridge
:a golden shower (yuck)
:a golden ring (even more yuck)
:a golden ager (still yucky)
:the golden rule (ooohhh)
Well that's about it as far as my list of golden goes, so one can say that maybe they would prefer the definition meaning excellence as their form of being golden.

Good t-shirt week

It's time some of these t-shirts made their debut. Where would we be without them.

W.W.J.J.D.

Really, the sandal and socks issue is a closed issue as far as me and the rest of the cool people in the world are concerned. For those that think otherwise, possibly by stating that Jesus would have worn socks in his sandals if given the chance, even though he lived in a fricken dessert and probably would have never worn socks, I ask you this...What would Joan Jett do?

a new career

Just wanted to let you all know that my nursing career is taking a temporary shift. I have recently applied to become an embalmer...is that creepy? Honestly it is something i have wanted to do for many, many years but couldn't due to technical difficulties. Hopefully i get in, so cross your fingers and wish me luck.

Who's sweatshirt is this???

Oh my God....where on earth did she get that sweater?

Mr. Golf 2005...My Grandpa, Alfred

So this is my Grandfather Alfred, who got his picture in the Humboldt journal due to hitting, not his first, but SECOND hole in one. The caption attached said, "twice in a lifetime", which is, when you consider the odds, truly amazing.
On a more serious note however, a few days before this wondrous feat, grandpa found out that he has cancer of the stomach. The man is 91 years old and is in better shape than most 60 year olds i've met. Since his hole in one he has been through an agonizing attempt at surgery to remove the said cancer, only to find out that the nasty shit had spread to his liver as well.
Now he waits...with no clue as to how long his age comprimised body will carry him, or how painful his slow demise may be. This sucks ass for all parties involved, as this man is the pillar of the family, the glue that holds shit together, if you will. After 2 years of nursing school, i am no better off than any of the other members of my family of how to ease the pain and suffering. Fuck, now that's a waste of a student loan.

fucking rain

That's all i gotta say about that