The Good Wife

These are actual excerpts taken from Housekeeping monthly. There were many good tips but due to space and/or boredom limitations I just chose my faves.

Late Night Thoughts

You know the one where you go to bed and instead of sleeping, all you can do is think? This happens to me an awful lot, in fact this is when i get some of my most brilliant ideas of all time. Like last night for example, i spent about 2 hours thinking and this was my big revelation.....
Sleeping and shitting are very similar, that is, if you wait long enough, eventually it happens.

OK Kenny G. was just a bad idea

I tihnk i leanred my lessne.

for no good reason

How could I forget this?

I missed this crazy roller coaster of a ride in my recent top trip list. How silly of me, this was something Nicki and I were supposed to do last time we were in Vegas, but Nicki was all-of-a-sudden mysteriously very ill and didn't want to go. It was fun but gross...one of those things you are glad you did, but wished you hadn't. Look closely at the photo and you will see the kooky track running all around the buildings.

Breathtaking

Beautiful Bryce Canyon...I can't believe I took this photo

Top 5 Trip List

1. White water rafting on the Colorado River
2. Rob Zombie live in Vegas
3. Hoover Dam
4. Bryce Canyon National Park
5. Drunk driving in a golf cart...WHOOHOO!

Thinking Thursday

Every night, someone thinks about you before they go
to sleep.
Atleast 15 people in this world love you in some way.
The only reason someone would ever hate you is because they
want to be just like you.
There are at least 2 people in this world that would
die for you.
You mean the world to someone.
Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good
comes from it.
When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a
look again.
Always remember the compliments you received. Forget the rude
remarks.

Rob Zombie live in Vegas

So, I may be insane, but we just purchased tickets to see Rob Zombie at the House of Blues in Las Vegas...Wow. Good thing I own a lot of black clothes and have the optional hole-in-my-nose, just for moments like this. Hopefully I don't get trampled and actually live to tell about this. Click
here to check out his website, it's pretty creepy.

Add On #1

My horoscope for today.......
You have always been lonesome, Jennifer. You act on your own and you don't trust outside help.

SO DAIR

Goin to Utah?

So, a trip to Utah has been proposed....not without hardship and jealousy about how nasty little Jenn gets to go to concerts and out for beer even though she has no money. So why you ask would I even want to go on a trip with someone who feels this way about me? Or maybe you are thinking, wow isn't that area of Utah really close to Las Vegas, and is it fair that dirty little Jenn gets to go to Vegas AGAIN, twice in the same year? Well, it's like this...I love to travel, I love badlands and rocks and canyons, and I love a man that I hate, sooooo....Of course I will go on a trip to Vegas and the badlands of Utah, even though I have no money and this trip is with a man that I love and hate. Does anyone feel sorry for me yet? If this is pulling at your heart strings and you would somehow like to help (ahem...$), then please leave your email address and I will contact you on details of how to donate to this worthy cause...Thank you, and oh yeah, here is just a taste of what I will be experiencing on this agonizing journey.

Hailey Jones Soda Pop

Look what I did, I entered this photo in a contest to be put on a bottle of Jones soda. I thought it was appropriate, seeing as he is a Jones and all. So if you want to vote on it go to jonessoda.com and look under the title haircut, you should find it there.

Hey Mama those Peas are HOT!

Yes indeed, and what an action packed show it was. Not only is
Fergie smokin hot, but she can sing like a mother f**ker too. So much energy and pizazz...wow, the show was a musical marvel.

The morning after "Will"

Not to be confused with the morning after pill of course....So I woke up from a hot sweaty nap yesterday to a surprise invite to go see big Willie live. Of course it would be highly unlikely for me to refuse a free concert so, off we went. He played all the old faves and sounded just like Willie Nelson should. Not bad for a 72? year old guy, all the grey haired folks in the crowd clapped their little hearts out and every now and and even stood up to show their love. Add it to the list of great shows I'm glad to have seen. Maybe one of these days I'll dig into the ol' memory bank to compose a list of all shows i've seen.

aaaawwwhhhh

Movie Review Time....So if you know it you've probably seen the movie "Napoleon Dynamite". It's kind of funny, the general opinion seems to be that the actual movie was pretty lame, BUT...the mockery and discussions that follow afterwards can be pretty damn funny.

Jody and Azaria

I know this blog is usually filled with filthy smut, but.....today is a new day. This is my friend Jody and her new baby Azaria, aren't they beautiful? I really can't wait to meet this little babe, can't wait to see Jody again either.

I'll make everything bitter, don't you worry

So I'm feeling a little pessimistic about all this. All what you ask, well I'll tell you then, I said. Nothing really I said, it's just that I don't really understand why boys and girls are so different, that's all. So you said, "what should we do about it?" Nothing, just love.

Happy Birthday Mom!

Today is my fabulous-but-kind-of-wacky Mom's birthday. Now if I was to share her age with the world, she would probably be quite pissed at me. So instead I decided to post something just for her. She likes Elvis, not only that, but this guy has a bod a lot like my step-dad's so.....Happy Birthday MOM!

I pity the fool..

I pity the fool that looks at this blog without commenting.